Hello everyone; today I’m here to tell you about something great, and something awful. Let’s start with the good thing: casino parties; I’ve been to one of these for the first time and I really enjoyed myself! Now for the bad thing: I really suck at gambling. I mean really, I’m probably the worst card player on the surface of the earth. I still enjoyed myself in that party, however… a lot!
In case you’re wondering, I have just returned from a casino party in San Antonio, and as you’ve provably noticed, I had a blast! Even regardless of my ineptitude. It’s a good thing I wasn’t playing for cash, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have had money to come back home. Well, but I better not dwell in such technicalities, I’m the kind of fellow who much prefers focusing on the bright side.
And the bright side of this party were the people! I got to know several amazing women, I fell in love several times over in just a few hours, honest. I also met a bunch of cool guys who were kind enough not to make too much fun of me, once they realized just how bad a card player I am. You may think I’m exaggerating, but I really think I have a gift for being the worst card player ever. Which in a way might be a good thing actually… knowing I’m so bad, I don’t have the least inclination towards gambling. Oh well, you can’t have luck both on cards and love, isn’t that how the saying goes?